Met Miranda Lambert tonight! What a beautiful and inspiring woman. She was so sweet and I know she will go far in her career.
theres a Meme Page in the yearbook
our entire yearbook is meme themed how do you think i feel
I think this bird got confused when someone told him he belonged in the sky.
He decided to be the sky instead.
I can’t believe Lady Gaga is Hatsune Miku’s closing act
I’m holding a charity event tonight for people who can’t reach orgasm.
If you can’t come let me know.
dont let tumblr make you believe that
-eating car hubcaps is cool
-being an inanimate object is acceptable
-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk
-having a corporeal form is healthy
-chemtrails aren’t real
Writing is weird.
One minute you are telling a story.
The next minute you are researching the average amount of snowfall Edinburgh gets.
or how to kill someone with a piece of barbed wire and a tomato
Or how much force it takes to dent a human skull with a can of Pepsi.
what the hell are you guys writing?